ENTER THE
BLACKASSHOLE
At the edge of the universe, where logic folds and gravity has zero chill — BLACKASSHOLE was born. A bottomless pit where ambitions get sucked in and dreams bounce back. You don’t moonshot here. You spiral into destiny.
ENTER THE BLACKASSHOLE ✦ GRAVITY IS A LIE ✦ SATURN IS JEALOUS ✦ YOU’RE ALREADY INSIDE ✦ REDEFINE THE VOID ✦
ENTER THE BLACKASSHOLE ✦ GRAVITY IS A LIE ✦ SATURN IS JEALOUS ✦ YOU’RE ALREADY INSIDE ✦ REDEFINE THE VOID ✦
This Hole Doesn’t
Mess Around
BLACKASSHOLE isn’t just some cosmic gag. It exists to absorb absurdity, distort reality, and reflect raw curiosity. Its shape might make you laugh, but its pull will bend your very sense of time. Don’t ask why it has a ring. Ask why you’re not in it yet.
Saturn Could Never
Rings? Twin cheeks? A vibe that’s equal parts terrifying and hilarious? BLACKASSHOLE makes every planet look polite. Even Uranus feels insecure next to this beast. In this galaxy, only one thing orbits without shame — and it’s this guy.
ENTER THE BLACKASSHOLE ✦ GRAVITY IS A LIE ✦ SATURN IS JEALOUS ✦ YOU’RE ALREADY INSIDE ✦ REDEFINE THE VOID ✦
ENTER THE BLACKASSHOLE ✦ GRAVITY IS A LIE ✦ SATURN IS JEALOUS ✦ YOU’RE ALREADY INSIDE ✦ REDEFINE THE VOID ✦
🌠 Vision
BLACKASSHOLE isn’t here to guide. It’s here to distort. Our vision is to become a center of absurd attraction — visually, emotionally, and cosmically. Once you see it, it warps your brain forever.
🚀 Mission
Suck. Spin. Disrupt.
Spread across digital space, pulling attention and flipping norms. The goal isn’t to leave a mark — it’s to cause a ripple that unravels everything. If you feel pulled in, it’s working.
Spread across digital space, pulling attention and flipping norms. The goal isn’t to leave a mark — it’s to cause a ripple that unravels everything. If you feel pulled in, it’s working.
ENTER THE BLACKASSHOLE ✦ GRAVITY IS A LIE ✦ SATURN IS JEALOUS ✦ YOU’RE ALREADY INSIDE ✦ REDEFINE THE VOID ✦
ENTER THE BLACKASSHOLE ✦ GRAVITY IS A LIE ✦ SATURN IS JEALOUS ✦ YOU’RE ALREADY INSIDE ✦ REDEFINE THE VOID ✦
